I had “Pretty Woman” stuck in my head after I purchased this skirt. That’s not uncommon, since Roy Orbison has a couple of spots on my playlist, but then I remembered that Miss Vivian Ward wore a brown and white polka dotted dress in the movie. I guess my subconscious made that connection long before I did. I didn’t wear it to the races, but I did go to Stone Park Cafe for a delicious brunch with
Edward Lewis Bobby.
And then a bird pooped on me and this shall forever be known as the poop skirt.