I know I may through curses your way and there are times I want to punch you in the face, but I don’t want you to think I’m ungrateful. You certainly gave me some extraordinary company, people and animals alike. I don’t want to gush but the boyfriend is quite possibly the best in existence. You outdid yourself!

Also, thank you for all of those lemons you’ve given me. I freaking love lemonade.

Love love,

Keiko Lynn