Helena, me, and Kim.(photos by Kim of Eat, Sleep, Wear and her boyfriend, Brian.)  Outfit Details:jacket – H+Mgloves – c/o DKNY striped sweater – J Crew (fyi mine was a little over $20 in store)sheer button down – Threadsencesequin shorts – Cynthia Rowley (super on sale at the boutique PLUS extra discount with foursquare check in! Thanks, Holly!)tights – HUEbag – c/o CoachHawk Wedges – c/o Seychellesglasses – Ray-Banlipstick – Bobbi Brown Lip Color in Rose

When someone besides me (or maybe Bobby, Tessa or Kim) is taking my picture, I all of a sudden become the most awkward person on earth. My lip starts to twitch, my hands do really weird things and I can’t remember how normal people stand or…breathe. Instead of Magnum or Blue Steel, I have two looks like to call my “har har” or “durrrr” faces. I also have this other one where I look angry as all get out. But that’s just my normal face, so be cool.

I might not have a future in professional modeling or even professional “being a normal person” but goddangit, I’m halfway to being Marge Simpson’s twin sister and that’s almost as good (or maybe the opposite of that). I need a haircut, stat!